post bop, ergo propter bop

I feel fat!
Very fat, in fact.
Fatter than a fat cat.
Fatter than a big fat rat.
Fatter even than Jack with all that Spratt.
Fat, fat, fat, not phat — FAT.

Not flat (except for that tire around my waste).
Not a brat (too hot dawgish for my current taste).

No I feel like a round mound of no rebound.
Can’t get [...]